diff --git a/docs/README.md b/docs/README.md
index e9ada97..7d899f9 100644
--- a/docs/README.md
+++ b/docs/README.md
@@ -2,9 +2,10 @@
     <img src="https://mctaylors.ddns.net/cdn/octobot-banner.png" alt="Octobot banner"/>
 </p>
 
-![License](https://img.shields.io/github/license/LabsDevelopment/Octobot)
-![Workflow Status](https://img.shields.io/github/actions/workflow/status/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/.github/workflows/build-push.yml?branch=master&logo=ReSharper)
-![Last Commit](https://img.shields.io/github/last-commit/LabsDevelopment/Octobot)
+<a href="https://github.com/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/blob/master/LICENSE"><img src="https://img.shields.io/github/license/LabsDevelopment/Octobot?logo=git"></img></a>
+<a href="https://github.com/Remora/Remora.Discord"><img src="https://img.shields.io/badge/powered_by-Remora.Discord-blue"></img></a>
+<a href="https://github.com/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/deployments/production"><img src="https://img.shields.io/github/actions/workflow/status/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/.github/workflows/build-push.yml?logo=github&label=production"></img></a>
+<a href="https://github.com/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/commit/master"><img src="https://img.shields.io/github/last-commit/LabsDevelopment/Octobot?logo=github"></img></a>
 
 Veemo! I'm a general-purpose bot for moderation (formerly known as Boyfriend) written by [Labs Development Team](https://github.com/LabsDevelopment) in C# and Remora.Discord
 
@@ -13,14 +14,13 @@ Veemo! I'm a general-purpose bot for moderation (formerly known as Boyfriend) wr
 * Banning, muting, kicking, etc.
 * Reminding you about something if you wish
 * Reminding everyone about that new event you made
+* Renaming those annoying self-hoisting members
 * Log everything from joining the server to deleting messages
+* Listen to music!
 
-*...and more!*
+*...a-a-and more!*
 
-## Installing and running Octobot
-
-You can read our [wiki](https://github.com/LabsDevelopment/Octobot/wiki) in order to assemble your Octobot and
-moderate the server.
+[//]: # (if you are reading this, message @mctaylors and ask him to bring back the wiki)
 
 ## Contributing
 
diff --git a/src/Services/Update/SongUpdateService.cs b/src/Services/Update/SongUpdateService.cs
index 1b2c391..c47055e 100644
--- a/src/Services/Update/SongUpdateService.cs
+++ b/src/Services/Update/SongUpdateService.cs
@@ -10,29 +10,14 @@ public sealed class SongUpdateService : BackgroundService
 {
     private static readonly (string Name, TimeSpan Duration)[] SongList =
     {
-        ("UNDEAD CORPORATION - The Empress", new TimeSpan(0, 4, 34)),
-        ("UNDEAD CORPORATION - Everything will freeze", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 17)),
-        ("Yoko & the Gold Bazookas - Rockagilly Blues ", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 37)),
+        ("Yoko & the Gold Bazookas - Rockagilly Blues", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 37)),
         ("Splatoon 3 - Seep and Destroy", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 42)),
-        ("IA - A Tale of Six Trillion Years and a Night", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 40)),
-        ("Manuel - Gas Gas Gas", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 17)),
-        ("Camellia - Flamewall", new TimeSpan(0, 6, 50)),
-        ("Jukio Kallio, Daniel Hagström - Fall 'n' Roll", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 14)),
-        ("SCATTLE - Hypertension", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 18)),
-        ("KEYGEN CHURCH - Tenebre Rosso Sangue", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 53)),
-        ("Chipzel - Swing Me Another 6", new TimeSpan(0, 5, 32)),
-        ("Noisecream - Mist of Rage", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 25)),
-        ("EDWXRDX - CONSCIENCE", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 16)),
-        ("dontleaveme - afterward", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 29)),
-        ("Ferdous - Gravity", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 38)),
-        ("The Drums - Money", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 53)),
-        ("Derek Pope - War Machine", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 39)),
         ("Deep Cut - Big Betrayal", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 42)),
         ("Squid Sisters - Tomorrow's Nostalgia Today", new TimeSpan(0, 2, 8)),
         ("Deep Cut - Anarchy Rainbow", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 51)),
         ("Squid Sisters feat. Ian BGM - Liquid Sunshine", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 32)),
         ("Damp Socks feat. Off the Hook - Candy-Coated Rocks", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 11)),
-        ("H2Whoa - Aquasonic", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 1)), // Add some Splatoon™ songs that *I* liked #125
+        ("H2Whoa - Aquasonic", new TimeSpan(0, 1, 1)),
         ("Yoko & the Gold Bazookas - Ska-Blam!", new TimeSpan(0, 4, 4)),
         ("Off the Hook - Muck Warfare", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 39)),
         ("Off the Hook - Acid Hues", new TimeSpan(0, 3, 39)),